Old Lady Perfume

Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.

"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."

Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."

by mlamson January 7, 2011

Weaver Academy for Performing and Visual Arts

A relatively young magnet school where students choose a different art as a "major" and take classes in it. Students are collectively labeled and referred to by their major, each of which is characterized by a different set of traits and stereotypes. The eight art majors are: Visual Art, Dance, Drama, Piano, Classical Guitar, Orchestra, Music Production and Chorus.
The students of the school are generally known to the students of every other ("normal") high school in the county as emos, smokers, pot heads, and all-together weird. Weaver students often use their school as a an explanation of their own erratic behavior, as in "It's okay, I go to Weaver..." The student body has a reputation for being liberal, although it is home to surprisingly passionate group of intolerant right-wingers.
The school also has a tradition of employing a ridiculous mix of faculty that range from hopelessly passive to scarily bipolar.
It has also been remarked that the school and its inhabitants deserve their own reality television show, preferably on MTV as a Laguna Beach-esque spin off. This belief is based largely on the school's unbelievably high penchant for drama. Certain guys have been known to date every female in any particular major. Girls are fond of having "lesbain" phases, in other words, getting drunk-ish and making out with another girl, bragging about it, and then continuing to date in a heterosexual manner. Oh yeah, and then there was that time when one of the teachers was arrested for having sex with a student. And everybody knew about it.

A typical conversation at Weaver Academy for Performing and Visual Arts:
Dancer: Ugh. The Drama Students are soooo loud. Can we please not sing "Wicked" eighty times a day children?
Drama Student: "NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED..."

by Student A January 4, 2009

So Deep (Perfect Sphere Remix)

A well-known song from Dance Dance Revolution 7th Mix with a 9-foot difficulty. This song's 500-step make-up is in almost complete coincidence with the music. This song requires a good amount of stamina and multiple micro-gallups.

Tip: The steps and the song are almost one, so step to the song and you'll be fine.

by Michael April 13, 2004

perfect lauren

the hottest 15 year old girl ever seen by man..perfect eyes,peferct face,perfect stomach,perfect legs,and perfect feet..and also the girl i dream of and cant get..to bad right..

she is the sun in my day and the moon in my nigh always there to help me threw the fright..hahaha that rymed

by jake a April 28, 2005

performers boner

When one is performing on stage, or is really nervous and pops a boner. Most likely when it is ones first time on stage. Just to be safe, make sure you always wear a cup and compression boxers to prevent this terrible predicament.

That was Joe's first time on stage, and he popped a performers boner, and now is the laughing stock of the school.

by Pseudonym Anon November 3, 2009

Perfection

The quality or state of being perfect; free from all possible flaws or defects

Man, that girl over there is shear perfection.

by Mr. White March 1, 2017

Pure Perfection

You

You don't need an example. You are the example! You are Pure Perfection to me!

by Shepard Guardian October 8, 2017