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Orgasmythology

A body of imagined events, some real but mostly not, related to sexual release.

The fiction that explains how all men are the universe's greatest lovers ever, how all women are the best thing these men will ever have and how some brief few seconds in a life can consume so much energy and time trying to recreate a body spasm. Explains how 4" become 6", how dogs become beautiful and Darwinism.
They both awoke at the same time out of the drunken stupor that had brought them together, mouths dry and pastey, blinking to clear pus filled eyes while one word burned like a 1 Watt light bulb from one hundred million light years away: Orgasmythology
by BandV August 29, 2006
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Idea Orgasm

When, while creatively collaborating with someone, fresh idea outbursts explode, sending tingles to one's brain and genitals all at once.
Every time Anita and Alex called each other to discuss their new book, they'd find themselves having idea orgasms, not sure if, afterwords, they wanted to snuggle or to smoke a cigarette.
by CavsFan May 20, 2010
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Spiritual Orgasm

When your praying behind an imam (for Muslims), and the verses he recites are so spiritually profound/make so much spiritual sense/you relate to them so well spiritually/they spiritually speak to you/you are so fricking amazed spiritually, that you feel so spiritually pleased (in other words you experience a spiritual orgasm). This is not just for Muslims, any human being can experience this wonderful phenomenon of the human experience/human life/condition whenever they feel so spiritually pleased or come across something that is so spiritually profound or makes so much spiritual sense. I hope this made sense.
by CreeperDude567 April 6, 2020
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shaking orgasm

the point where sex feels so good on your clit that your legs cant even be stable anymore, most of the time a clear liquid will squirt out of your pussy called squirting.
jessica : how was it last night with jake
brit : omg i had a shaking orgasm-
by freakyjuless February 14, 2021
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orgasm

Repetitive "Happy Moans" indicating you have reached the peak of pleasure.
Oh! Yes! That's it! Ah! I'm having an orgasm!
by Hearts046 March 10, 2008
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orgasmatic

the act of something relating to having an orgasm or the feeling of having one related to everyday daily life.
That ice cream was so good it was orgasmatic.
by Georgios Katsikis March 12, 2005
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bulk orgasm

That which is emitted from the penile eye after days of semen conservation. The actual splooge is much more dense and plentiful when the orgasm is of the bulk variety, often seeping back out of the exhausted meat wallet when the woman stands upright.
*Cough cough*
slapper- "Dang, I almost choked to death on your bulk orgasm. I feel like i just ate an upsized double big mac meal"

stud- "I've been in a body cast for six weeks, theres more where that came from"
by KeeferCarlos February 8, 2007
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