Larry King

Larry is a simple man, he enjoys the small things in life. Larry has an obsession with feet, weed and shitting on random objects. Larry gets around in a 2012 Kia Soul, he heartily loves his Kia collection almost as much as he enjoys the feeling of a good shit on a treadmill. Larry King also deeply enjoys the new Grande Big Mac from Mcdonald's. He proudly rolls his lime-green Kia through the drive-through.

In terms of entertainment, Larry's favourite shows are family strokes, Edward Penishands and Bowlin' in her Colon.

Look at Larry King! He's mauling that bag of Doritos in his Kia Soul.

by HoinyHayden69 July 14, 2021

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Larry the lamp

It's an drunk lamp from DHMIS ( Dont Hug Me I'm Scared ) that make an yellow guy drown in oil

Larry the lamp: somebody an bad dream
Yellow Guy: *scared noises and sinking into the oil*
Larry the lamp: *keeps repeating*
Yellow Guy: *screaming and drowns in oil*

by Orangedefinitely August 13, 2021

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Larry stylinson

Larry stylinson is a ship between the 2 members of One Direction. Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Now to begin this off with, Larry is real, if you don't believe you might be homophobic. Harry himself said in an interview back then that his first real crush was Louis Tomlinson and in another interview that they're love was mutual. The reason why they never made it official official despite all the proof was because of idiotic Simon cowbell. This man makes me sick to my stomach, he controlled the band, and he made sure both Harry and Louis couldn't date or see each other in the public eye. Someone who used to work in a similar industry said that if 2 band members ever started seeing each other and dating each other they would have to create a stunt relationship. Thus Eleanor Calder comes into the view. Eleanor doesn't do anything, she never supported or publicly celebrated anything concerning Louis. Now of course she could always be celebrating privately, but when they first started "dating" she was and still is really attached to Max. She clearly hangs out with him ALOT. All she does is walk both Clifford and Bruce (Louis's dogs). I had to make this short because it was 2135 characters but, before judging larries and becoming an anti, you should educate yourself. There is a 2 hour long marathon and I swear I had never cried so hard before.

PS: look up creepy love stare bestie :)

"Larry Stylinson is old rumours, ill pay for your therapy sessions <3"
"Fuck off"

by larrystylinsonbabe August 14, 2021

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Larry Wheels

An ex powerlifter strongman and bodybuilder turned arm wrestler.
He's eastern european and west african but his dad died when he was young in the Bronx, he ad his mom moved to hawai, then back to ny and he started lifting then did gear and did amazingly in powerlifting.
Used "worlds strongest bodybuilder" after entering a bodybuilding show to become popular.
Sadly he's very injury prone and only arm wrestler now, he may like sweaty georgian men named levan but thats besides the point.
He has a fanbase of man teenage lifters who think he's the best lifter alive and constantly meme random videos of him. Even after he stopped powerlifting he did "big rep lifts" to make this fanbase go crazy.

He roars a lot and kills his skin while deadlifting.

*larry wheels lifting after an hour of arm wrestling and smiling*:UAHHHHHHHHAAHHHHH
*random kid*:Larry being Larry.

by Necrozma Beam January 17, 2022

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