Ba-donk-a-donk

Basically meaning you don't know what the fuck ur saying and you sound like a dumb fuck even saying it and searching it up in the first place.

"i have a big ba-donk-a-donk"
"Dude what the fuck even is that"

by Some kid that has fat shits January 12, 2021

Pancake Donk

The offical way to acknowledge when your ass looks like a pancake because it's so flat and misshapen.

Fuck God for giving me a pancake donk, I'll never make it in life off my body.

by LazyLili January 8, 2022

Donkness

Being as Stupid or dumb as a Farm Animal or a Donkey. Stupidity exceeding limits of a human being.

Your Donkness is way more than i expected.

Dont show your Donkness around here please.

by MonstanLushi November 11, 2013

Xif-Donks

One who says "Shut the fuck up" quite frequently. Also hates the word "Imagine".

Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
Alex: "Quit being such a Xif-Donks"
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"

by WalterTechTips May 18, 2020

donk off

A word to describe a elderly lady

That lady is a right donk off

by Dlxox June 29, 2018

kong donking

The act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the vagina then a willing male or female hits them in the vagina violently screaming "YOU STOLE MY BANANA HOARD!" (if the female orgasms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)

I was kong donking all last night and she made me clean it up

by DSLP March 21, 2014

donk

the d o n k

donkey kong has got a big d o n k

by that guy who likes to do thing April 27, 2022