A very large dick that females desire once every few months on the side apart from their usual "boyfriend dick".
by AnnaLeeSue June 17, 2016

by Lucas Scott Cutting June 2, 2016

by kristenlovested May 26, 2023

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.
by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013

Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!
Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!
Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!
Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 5, 2019

"Girl, I'm running out of options here. I'm going to have to resort to my vacation dick."
"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."
"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."
by MayraDiver June 16, 2016

A penis that is large and cannot be taken everyday without pain, it is called a vacation dick because its too large for a daily basis and therefore on vacation or weekends. It is not always on vacation but it a penis too large to have on a daily basis for the average female or male. You normally see vacation dicks on porn
I was on holiday and had sex, he has a vacation dick and so I couldn't take all of it, I prefer boyfriend dick.
by ThisIsReallyGoodStress June 17, 2016
