Loading the Musket

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

by Phondooky April 25, 2006

Dirty Load

When a guy hasn't busted a nut in a while, say 4-7 days, and his jizz is extra thick and gooey. Also slightly yellowish tinge to it. His girl would probably have to chew it before swallowing it.

Dude, I dropped huge dirty load in Nikki's mouth last night. She literally had to chew before she could swallow.

by Scuba Tony McShady-AF July 30, 2016

ass load

Speaking in terms of time - anything requiring over 4 hours.
In regards to physical objects, more than could be easily carried by the average fat broad.

I have an ass load of work to do this week.
I have an ass load of shingles.

by Phunkmonkee August 20, 2003

blow load

The act of ejaculation. Load being the semen and blow being the squirting action of cum

Frank: Every-time I Dock with my grandpa I immediately blow load
Larry: Me too!

by Donny Dee's June 4, 2016

butt-load

to have a large amount of stuff/items
(slang)

usually more than 20

I just ate a butt-load of food.

by and_he_said_what? September 19, 2009

loaded phrase

a seemingly innocent phrase or sentence that has a sexual double entendre

bob: do you like hard pretzels or soft pretzels better?
sarah: i like 'em hard
bob: i bet you do...

joe: i like the way the loaded phrases roll off your tongue
bob: your tongue must be very skilled...

by G.G. July 11, 2007

Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.

person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...

by mike April 21, 2004