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When you are hooked up to the soul-destroying electronic mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your last breath.
WHAT? Where the fuck did THAT definition come from?
by Alianne September 7, 2003
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Online Conservatives

Online conservatives are the people online that talk about how stupid democrats/liberals are online without looking at facts. They also post degrading things about democrats/liberals on this site. Typically in high school and college. Spend most of their time on the Internet reading what the conservative media (Fox News) wants them to see. Never have facts behind their statements and need a big wake-up call.
guy1: Obama is stupid! He's ruined our economy!

guy2: Actually it was Bush who ruined the economy. Obama just inherited Bushes mess
guy1: Obama is stupid! He's ruined our economy!

guy2: Actually it was Bush who ruined the economy. Obama just inherited Bushes mess. It's the online conservatives who perpetuate this falsehood
by twistedwire January 26, 2010
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Online Warrior

Referring to Halo 3 gameplay and xbox live. An Online Warrior is someone who is one shot (having no shields) and doesn't fucking die after taking multiple fucking shots to the head.
Guy1: "He's one shot top mid!"
Guy2: "WTF! I put fifty shots into his dome and he lived! Dude is a fucking online warrior!"
by napkin_o June 9, 2009
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online booty call

using the internet to set up a booty call. Typically set up through social networking websites, online dating sites, or via cell phone withe email access (blackberry or iphone).
I went on myspace and hit up that girl for an online booty call!
by Crown My Wisp January 15, 2009
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Imperia Online

Imperia Online is a MMORTS. You own an "empire" you get each 1-2 minutes new supplies of wood and other resources even if you are not online. When you get online you can upgrade your buildings to generate more amounts of resources and also build barracks etc to get a bigger army. When you get a bigger army you can pillage other empires to gain even more resources or you can even conquer other players cities.
Guy 1: I'm playing Imperia Online, it's a web browsed MMORTS (explains like above)
Guy 2: That sounds exactly like Travian except that Travian is better and it has more features.
by Frej Schmitz December 9, 2008
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online facial

An Online Facial is a virtual cumshot. A guy cums on a girl's printout. Process: A guy must, with permission, select a beautiful or sexy photo and print it out and masturbate and cum on the printed pic. Then he must take a digital picture of the result or even take a video of the event and email or somehow message the girl with this record so that she can also masturbate to it.
my girlfriend is going to be in another state for a while, so i will cyber with her and give her online facials because we are unable to have oral sex and a real cumshot.
by Jake S October 15, 2007
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endless online

Ever seen a game where cheater, hackers, spammers are rewarded? Decent players who work hard for their levels get hacked/key logged? A game where every second guy is either a beggar or raciest? And admins which reward hackers and released the jailed player in hours?
Welcome to endless online.
The password recovery won't ever work and if you lost your account, then forget about it. Don't even bother to make a post in support section, you'll probably get flamed. Save time and delete your character now rather then crying and making random posts at forums later.
The yeah i only positive thing about this game was forums. These guys rocks so much, they can even prove you have serious mental problems even your GD says your normal.

~Smashlol, Quited EO on 12th feb 2008.
Endless online player: I r l33t h4x0r.
Vult-R: *Gives devil*
by Smashlol February 15, 2008
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