office smokescreen

This describes the situation in which a homosexual male in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.
"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."
by driven-down July 22, 2004
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Bolice Officer

A police officer who uses unnecessary police brutality, usually against black people or other racial minorities. Bolice Officers are under the corrupted system and are very much hated upon the community, rather than the more respected Poluce Officers who are against the system.
My friend: I wanted to be a police officer for quite some time because I want to save people's lives and do good for our society. Does that make me a racist?

Me: Of course it doesn't. Being a Police Officer who wants to change the current corrupted system is very much accepted and needed, but being a Bolice Officer who wants to follow the current corrupted system and not change it and continue brutality on racial minorities is!
by Alex 826392793y283 June 05, 2020
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Office Wife

A female close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jack is happily married to Jill. At work Jack always goes to lunch with and hangs with Jill. Jill is Jack's Office Wife.
by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
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post office

The act of putting a package with a box (i.e. sex)
You can't post office inside of a post office. That's just nasty.
by *subject name here* January 30, 2008
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community officer

waste of fucking time and point less park wardons have more power
even 39% of REAL police think that THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME
by pigs February 19, 2005
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office buddy

I got a Christmas gifts for my office buddy.
by Boris Marchenko June 11, 2016
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Head office

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head office has porn 4 sale and toyz as well... all the best stuf only half the price...
by 2q2bstr8 September 05, 2009
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