EXAMPLE: Jack is happily married to Jill. At work Jack always goes to lunch with and hangs with Jill. Jill is Jack's Office Wife.
by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
Get the Office Wifemug. 1.
Warrent Officer
A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time. Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night. Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Army Cadet Warrent Officer.
Warrent Officer
A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time. Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night. Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Army Cadet Warrent Officer.
Warrent Officer: Their Crown is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.
by Commando_Corny November 13, 2010
Get the Warrent Officermug. A police officer who uses unnecessary police brutality, usually against black people or other racial minorities. Bolice Officers are under the corrupted system and are very much hated upon the community, rather than the more respected Poluce Officers who are against the system.
My friend: I wanted to be a police officer for quite some time because I want to save people's lives and do good for our society. Does that make me a racist?
Me: Of course it doesn't. Being a Police Officer who wants to change the current corrupted system is very much accepted and needed, but being a Bolice Officer who wants to follow the current corrupted system and not change it and continue brutality on racial minorities is!
Me: Of course it doesn't. Being a Police Officer who wants to change the current corrupted system is very much accepted and needed, but being a Bolice Officer who wants to follow the current corrupted system and not change it and continue brutality on racial minorities is!
by Alex 826392793y283 June 5, 2020
Get the Bolice Officermug. by *subject name here* January 11, 2009
Get the post officemug. by pigs February 18, 2005
Get the community officermug. Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!
Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”
Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
by Dick K Redcar January 20, 2010
Get the office repulsionmug. by sir keith June 23, 2011
Get the Office Tanmug.