bruno mars

bruno mars is hot, sexy and perfect. he is an extraordinary artist who has produced many bangers such as 24k magic, thats what i like, and please me. bruno mars is a lifestyle

"oh hey you know bruno mars?"
"yes."
"is he the sexy one?"
"of course."

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022

Mars Bar

A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.

Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.

by mondaymonday August 24, 2016

On mars

Putting domething on the planet mars. Not a person that goes by mars or a street nigga. Just putting shit on planet mars.

Me: i fucked yo momma son
(say it like san)

Son: on what?

Me: on Mars i fucked yo mama

by JDubtweakingfolks August 21, 2024

Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021

Mar

mar is the best person ever they are nice. If your name is mar your nice

“mar give me your airpod”
“no”

by maaria ur mom April 17, 2022

Mars

UGH SO AMAZING PLS MRRY ME (no because your so beautiful I can’t get over you and like I just want to see you every day and night and like AAAA I’m so gay) 💍💍💍

If your the mars I’m talking about you didn’t see this 🤨🤨🤬🤬👊👊🥺🥺😼😼🕺🏼🕺🏼🦟🦟

“Mars is so amazing”

by Arsonn😩😩💃💃😈😈 December 23, 2021

Mars

That nigga. Mars doesn't give two shits about anyone's opinion but will kill for they family/friends, but mars is a pretty selfish person and only moves when its convenient to them.

Person 1: "whos mars?"
Person 2: "that nigga ofc."

by qfr34k February 21, 2023