Julian Virus

When you're sick but according to a doctor that you paid, he says your not contagious. But then everyone that you came into contact with starts to get sick and cause them to miss St. Patricks day drinking.

"Guys the doctor said im not contagious, I dont have the Julian virus"

"You guys did not get sick because of me, the Julian virus is not a thing"

by clutchie112 March 21, 2024

virus car club

People who are reckless and drive squated pos of trucks

People who don’t like finishing there lift and squat to pee are In virus car club

by That blue c20 October 13, 2021

Coors Light Virus

A virus that begins with the intake of a six pack of Coors Light. Can lead to pneumonia and one hell of a bad fever dream.

Person 1: Damn, Sam got the Coors Light Virus last night.
Person 2: Hope it was fun for him.

by SSMGod5136 March 16, 2020

HI virus

Stands for HIV and is the only positive thing in my entire life.

Doctor: "I'm sorry to tell you that, but you're diagnosed with the HI virus."
Karen: "It comes from the vaccines!"

by Donerank December 15, 2020

Quinnta Virus

Internet like Matthew Quinn's

"Omgg I think my computer has the Quinnta virussssss"

by God of Mischief Loki December 06, 2021

Planet's virus

Any virus that attacks and causes change.

The planet's virus highlighted social problems.

by Natural Life March 07, 2021

paradise virus

A fictional virus named for the band "Paradise Kills" Which is a 2023 American metalcore/alternative rock band.

my mom got the paradise virus and she's on life support

by yo momma LOL LOLLnot funny?, k July 29, 2023