Mickey Thompson

The GOAT of high school football. Easily one of the best coaches out there. Need a guy who can win football games.... ask Mickey. Need a guy who loses his keys a lot... ask Mickey
Dude, did you see Mickey Thompson beat a team 70-3?

Yeah crazy
by John Smith2212 January 21, 2019
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Mickey hatton

1. Talks alotta shit in a press conference and don't turn up and having nothing else to do.

2. Chucking a sick day.

3. Lost his confidence.
I'm gonna be successful today but than pull a mickey hatton.
by Kingkong28 March 26, 2023
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Michaela mickey boo Norris

Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.
Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.

You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!
by BuckhornBoganking October 11, 2021
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Mickey

When a person or cat is extremely obese and can barely move due to being so fat
That cat is so fat he must be called mickey
by Mickey mcClean February 18, 2019
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Mickey

A way to say "best roommate ever" with only one word.
Hey Mickey! Thankyou for everything.
by whatevenisapseidonym February 04, 2024
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Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
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Mickey

/ adj.

When someone or something is doing some fraudulent bullshit.
Guy: "I finally pulled Zendaya's number last night."

Friend: "U told her u were a movie director. That's so mickey!"
by theyhateness July 12, 2022
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