Please fucking kill me

When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.
Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
by Death boi January 20, 2019
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God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
by sereklsj March 11, 2022
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Anywhere I Fucking Please

Someone who doesn't give a damn about any kind of rule because whatever it is, it doesn't apply to them.
White store clerk: Sir. Please don't bring your Pit-bull in the supermarket.

PIMP: I'll bring my dog Anywhere I Fucking Please.

Property Owner: Hi, Please don't get to your section 8 apartment through my fenced in backyard and look in my windows.

asshole: I'll walk Anywhere I Fucking Please.
by The other Homeboy December 25, 2008
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Pleasing Master Wok

1.) What O'niell does in his spair time

2.) Jerking off to feel good
"What the hell is takeing O'niell so long in that bathroom !"

" He is having trouble finding his small Master Wok"
by Greg Romano November 28, 2004
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Cum on my cookies please.

A statement.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.
Elysia: "Cum on my cookies please."
Dante: -Cums on her cookies.-
Elysia: -Eats the cookies.-
by Naked_in_2.59 June 26, 2008
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Please don't submit this definition
by Y'all are Stupid September 15, 2020
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please don't eat the daisies

Don't do something outrageously idiotic.

From Jean Kerr's book "Please don't eat the daisies" (1957), in the context of telling children which things are forbidden, as an example of something she failed to mention (and which they presumably then did).
OK, you are on your own now, but please don't eat the daisies.
by Franskraler January 28, 2016
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