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Nelson

When player tosses a bag and smacks it into the front of the board during a Cornhole match.
We would have won that match, but Adam threw a Nelson and blew it.
by Shiloh Shenanigans July 20, 2023
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Jasauni Nelson

A unique example of self awareness and discipline to the dreams and aspirations of himself compassion and understanding for others most importantly the positive empowerment of words that creates motivation that is Jasauni Nelson
by 1705 July 27, 2023
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Nelson

Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.
Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself
by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023
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Nelson

INSPIRATIONAL 👩 ❤️ 💋 👨👦🏿
Nelson is very Inspirational
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Nelson Tzeng

NELSON TZENG is usually a Taiwanese. Nelson is such a baby, but he is so good in bed. So good that the girls will always think of him when they are sitting on a bed, sleeping on a bed, or even when they are near a bed. Nelson has cute eyebrows and a huge smile that will blow you away. He’s a great swimmer with a beautiful body making everyone in the pool wet af. If u see a nelson in the wild, catch it like a pokemon. You will never regret it. His eyebrows, brown eyes, tummy, and amazing-looking backpack will make you think that you are the luckiest girl in the whole world and the only girl in his world.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Nelson Tzeng

Nelson Tzeng ’s usually a Taiwanese boy. Nelson is such a baby, but he is someone thats so good in bed. So good that the girls will always think of him when they are sitting on a bed, sleeping on a bed or even when they are near a bed. Nelson has cute eyebrows and a huge smile what will blow you away. He’s a great swimmer with a beautiful body making everyone in the pool wet af. If u see a nelson in the wild, catch it like a pokemon. You will never regret it.
You are such a Nelson Tzeng.
Since you are a Nelson Tzeng, you must be good in bed.
by Butterflycche November 21, 2021
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Nelson

Nelson is one of those people that’s so horny with males and females. When you meet a Nelson, he will be very shy at first. But when you get to know him he will abuse the hell out of you. His friends make fun of him because of he’s acne. He has more acne than friends.
Girl: Nelson is weird and ugly.
Boys: I know, that’s why he’s popular
by Iver6ers October 20, 2019
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