Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

by MPL1969 May 23, 2022

Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt and stays.

Dylan: Looks like your truck is dirty

Dale: It's not dirty, thats just my Northern Minnesota paintjob

by Joshcopeland04 April 29, 2023

Great Northern

Australia's worst beer. Queenslanders drink it like water because they have no tastebuds. In the Southern states, it's marketed to bogans whose tastebuds have been completely shot after a lifetime of smoking 50+ durries a day.

"What do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
"Great Northern or crab juice."
"Blech! Ew! Jeez... I'll take a crab juice."

by Robert Sanvagene January 27, 2024

Northern Highschool

A school in Calco (calvet county) Maryland. Its full of plenty of athletes that tend to lose all there games to their rival, Huntingtown high-school.

Kid from Northern highschool: Wow, our teams lookin good this year!
Kid from any other school: Yea but you're definitely loosing to htown

by Thatotherguywhoknowsthings October 15, 2021

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

northern pines

Worst possible school district in Eagle

I went to Northern Pines where the N stands for knowledge

by Brafiadon December 28, 2019

Northern Germany

The place where a felt 100 mph wind is called a "leichte Brise"

Me: Bro, my app says it's gonna be very windy today,
Dude from northern germany: Nah, it's just a "leichte Brise"

by F4814N April 16, 2024