Gift Basket

Vagina

I put it all in her gift basket.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION June 30, 2016

gifting fight

A battle in which two or more people give to each other to see who gives the best gifts.

Me, Sarah and Bobby had a gifting fight in which I gave Bobby a bomb.

by English On Point June 27, 2016

Gift shaking

During foreplay you rub on a guys pants to see what you are about to get is gift shaking like how you would with presents on Christmas Day.

We told Kasey that she should have done some gift shaking first so she would have saved herself from the disappointment.

by Berry white goo June 10, 2016

gift watcher

A person that buys someone a gift (rather it be randomly, birthday, or Christmas) and you wait for them to wear it, constantly bringing the gift up

Tim: hey , why you never wore them boots I bought you for Christmas
Mary: I'm looking for the perfect shoes to match them, why are you being such a gift watcher!

by Daddygoose25 April 30, 2016

red gift box

the "gift" girls get every month

Mom: Sweetie do you want to go swimming with your friends tonight?
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"

by ThatGirlDownTheStreetThatHates September 12, 2016

corduroy gifts

Ocean swell lines of waves described as corduroy looking. Often Originating from large storms In the Pacific Ocean Alution Islands. These “Cordury Gifts”, often are headed to California and Hawaii and described as “Stacked to the Horizon” , Visually they look like corduroy and send surfers to their favorite surfing spots
Corduroy-gifts
Stacked to the horizon

“Corduroy Gifts” stacked to the horizon send surfers to ther favorite surfing beaches .

by Radfrad February 5, 2018

visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

by QuacksO October 25, 2019