by ELLY CAMP January 8, 2009

Doctor : "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like you have the life threading condition of the nip nus.
Patient: "What does that mean ???!!!"
Doctor: "What I just said"
Patient: "What does that mean ???!!!"
Doctor: "What I just said"
by dolly29 August 9, 2017

to be called a:
someone who over exaggerates a story or situation to make themselves look better in front of people or in a way to create an excuse.
One who starts telling a bs story and just keeps adding on to it and cant seem to get out of the lie.
Its called a slippery nip due to the story teller constantly slipping on his own lies just to sound cooler
someone who over exaggerates a story or situation to make themselves look better in front of people or in a way to create an excuse.
One who starts telling a bs story and just keeps adding on to it and cant seem to get out of the lie.
Its called a slippery nip due to the story teller constantly slipping on his own lies just to sound cooler
Matt knew he didn't have any money. He asks his friend for 5 dollars and then goes on to tell his friend how he is going to his aunts tomorrow to cut her grass with her new 2000 dollar lawnmower with a sound system on it and awesome 10" chrome rims on it. His aunt lives in like a million dollar house on almost 3 acres of land in another city. So after that I should have money to pay you back. His friend (the lender) is completely aware that he doesn't have an aunt in another city and calls Matt a slippery nip.
by Alexsduke February 4, 2010

by Dirty Dingo 420 July 7, 2016

"Goddamn, that girl's boobs were so big I had to cross county lines to get from one nip code to the other."
by dkjner December 4, 2009

The practice of Sugar Nips (alt. Nipple Frosting) is performed as a practical joke whereby a willing participant will place some sticky substance onto the nipples of an unsuspecting recipient, followed by a fine dusting of sugar
The most common ingredients are human jism and caster sugar, however, honey is a less extreme alternative
A greater comic effect can also be achieved with condiments such as "hundreds and thousands"
The most common ingredients are human jism and caster sugar, however, honey is a less extreme alternative
A greater comic effect can also be achieved with condiments such as "hundreds and thousands"
"Victim: Is this dried baby-batter on my nipples!?"
"Attacker: That's right! I was doing a little Nipple Frosting last night"
"My boyfriend gave me such bad sugar nips last night... it felt like sandpaper in my t-shirt!"
"Attacker: That's right! I was doing a little Nipple Frosting last night"
"My boyfriend gave me such bad sugar nips last night... it felt like sandpaper in my t-shirt!"
by }{itch August 16, 2008

Lilly has pepperoni nips
by mattyh818 January 12, 2008
