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Norwegian Bird’s Nest

Requirements: Obese Woman, Eggs, and Male.

A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is when you fuck a short stubby fat chicks rolls, cum in them, then crack an egg and eat it out.

Origins: A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is defined after the nests that many birds leave on the side of cliffs.
Man that chick is so fat I could pop a Norwegian Bird’s Nest on that hoe.
by Wtfsir October 31, 2025
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Birds Nest

To gently lay toilet paper on top of the mound in a port-a-potty, then laying your poop down atop it for the next visitor.
Hey buddy, I left you a birds nest in there, enjoy the view.
by Mararrrr May 19, 2025
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pidgeon nesting

When you go so deep whilst smashing your partner your Pubes mesh together forming what looks like a bird's nest hence pidgeon nesting!
I went so deep last night I was pidgeon nesting her!
by gomezfarrell August 10, 2016
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Gearld Nest

A dick head who is desperate for attention. He used two girls for his sexual satisfaction at only 13 years old. He was also a bully in elementary school.
Girl - "Wow, Gearld Nest is such a dick. Why would anyone want to be with him?"
Boy - "I know, but I wouldn't treat you like that."
by personwhogoestokawameeh July 28, 2017
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Birds Nest

The hair surrounding your butt-hole that when grown out completely can become tangled and resemble a birds nest.
I shaved my birds nest last night, it itches so bad.
by t_bagz July 21, 2011
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Desk nest

When you're so tired at work that you curl up and nap under your desk
"I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"

"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."
by ancientostrich September 22, 2015
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Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.
Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.
by ericgododgers September 1, 2010
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