Mustard

Mustard is yellow and super cool.
Treat anyone that eats mustard as if they were a true YN
Kendrick ;)

MUSSSSTTTTTAAARRRDD (Mustard)

by Mustard Consumer July 7, 2025

Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018

jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming

I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her

by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024

mustard moves

The process of seduction without financial means or rizz

Brad really tried to put the mustard moves on that girl

by jeffersonbey August 14, 2023

Busted mustard

Yellowish-brown exploding diarrhea cusued by a night of beer drinking and eating spicy food.

"That brew and those jalapeno pepper nachos painted my toilet with Busted Mustard!"

by The Royce Ronson December 28, 2019

Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018

Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018