bowl cut mullet

a bowlet is a bowl cut mullet where the front of the hair is cut following the shape of a bowl and the back is left long with shaved sides.

he has the best bowl cut mullet I've ever seen

fucking hell sean is so hot
Julia: oh my god why is he so hot his hair is the best I've ever seen

Van: I know i hope he keeps his shit straight fax ong

by seanos aka bowlet March 24, 2022

mullet

A short form of the expression, blind mullet.

There's a mullet floatin around in your washing machine, Irma.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

mullet ratio

Percent of chance that some chick is a lesbian.(The mullet is a popular lezbo hairdo for the bull-dykey types.)

"Check out that woman driving the big rig! I bet her mullet ratio is a good 98%!"

by Crazy John April 18, 2006

Afro Mullet

A hairstyle pimped by nerdy white kids with curly hair that isn't nappy enough to be a perfect afro, nor short enough on top to be a true mullet.

Dennis rocks the Afro Mullet every day at work, what a fag!

by Carpmaster April 2, 2009

Mullet

1. a bottom feeding fish reknown for it's roe in Japan
2. a hairstyle characterized as short in the front and long in the back. This term is thought to have first been coined by the Beastie Boys.

1. Smoked mullet will make your lips smack your gums.
2. Jerry Joe's mullet was topped off with blond highlights.

by Lighten Up Francis August 7, 2003

woman with a mullet

Robyn Fowler

Gee Robyn Fowler is a woman, well kinda is and she has a mullet

by Mr Swarve June 9, 2004

Mullét

(Pronounced 'moo-lay')

A Mullet that has been styled to look sophisticated.

It looks like a mullet, only very stylish and sophisticated. Henceforth, it shall be known as mullét.

by Jademonkey July 29, 2008