Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra

Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.

by MemesAreCancer May 18, 2020

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Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.

My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule

by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023

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The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.

Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".

by Professor Timóteo April 4, 2020

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Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

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An amazing tv show where Miley Cyrus plays the lead in. She’s a normal school girl by day but at night she’s a hit pop star. Many people say it’s bad but it’s one of the best ever!!!! Literally my childhood much love for it. The songs in it are bops too!!

One person-Hey have you seen the tv. Show Hannah Montana?

Other person- hell ya it’s my favorite show!!!

by Kshchowi irbnak nrueiqo April 11, 2019

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Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013

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