National mommy day

Where you celebrate your sexy mommy’s

It’s national mommy day. Where your celebrate your hot mommys

by Paxtondaddy November 19, 2022

grab some mommy

To have intercourse with your wife

The kids were asleep so he decided to grab some mommy.

by Vatu September 1, 2019

Ur mommy's a commie

The absolute worst insult in existence, doesn't even stand a chance against "Ur Family Tree is LGBT"
DO NOT USE THIS INSULT

Ryan: Dude, why would your parents name you "Fuck"? Your mom is so retarded
Fuck: Yeah well Ur Mommy's a Commie
*Ryans'parents implode and he was never born

by Wdpdt May 14, 2018

DOMMY MOMMY

a certain type or person who gets angry a lot and laughs at anything and everything oink oink

i can see you dommy mommy

by jejeje jebaited August 26, 2021

mommy-daddy button

The area of a man's crotch where a good kick will render that dude useless for about an hour.

"I kicked him in the mommy-daddy button and he rolled over crying like a girl"

by Flo January 28, 2004

guacamole mommy moment

when the guacamole has chucks of your mother in it.

(me:) Wow is this guacamole is amazing -- what is in it? (maker:) Well you see it's a guacamole mommy moment! (me:) Oh wow!

by Guacamole Maker October 17, 2019

Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018