misalcalignment

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The process of failing to accurately align ones lips with the opening of ones' beer can, resulting in the pouring of beer all over ones' self; typically due to intoxication.

"Dude, you just committed the wettest misalcalignment. I'll get you a taxi."

by pantherine September 30, 2014

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mistleturnt

The state of being extremely merry during the Christmas season

I can't wait to get Mistleturnt at church tonight!!

by Mistleturnt November 6, 2014

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mistalee • Mistal • Mistale • mistaleon • Mistalicious • mistalking • mistalotus • mistake • mishal • mista

mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss

Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.

by ThatGuyWithoutACoolNamedafuq April 8, 2016

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miscall is when you call someone, want to talk, but drop the call before they answer, hoping they call back. To avoid paying call charges, and there is nothing important so the other guy will call if they have nothing better to do. Liked, it gets into the missed call list. Telemarketers in India say: leave a missed call at 1800....

My cousin miscalled me and pretended that the line was bad and cut the call when i answered. I knew the game so I miscalled him back.

by sankara April 9, 2016

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Mistake

The aftermath of 2 drunk shit heads on a Friday night.

North West is a mistake

by lukadude June 26, 2016

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Mistakes Where Made

Doing something that seems justifiable & you thought it was the right thing to do but it went horribly wrong real fast, like 0 to 100.

James: You the bitch who was talking all that shyt.

Ambir: *Looking confused asf*

James: Keep talking shyt & watch how fast you get your ass fucked up.

Ambir: * Start Using Sign Language*

Christian: Yo what's wrong with you!! She's fvxking deaf!!

James: No nigga Sophia is deaf!

Christian: This isn't Sophia! This is Ambir!

James: .......

Micheal: SMDH Mistakes Where Made when you accused the wrong girl, plus now you look like a ass

by Prince Igor August 12, 2016

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