Minecraft Girlfriend

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

minecraft chicken

a *VERY* annoying thing in minecraft that is used in minecraft pranks, as it makes *VERY* loud noises

"Oh man, someone just played the Minecraft chicken prank on me!"

by meowykitty March 22, 2021

Minecraft urge

The minecraft urge is the strange feeling you get every 2 to 3 months where you just want to play Minecraft day and night, get all your friends online, download a ton of mods. Until one day you just get bored and put it down just for the cycle to continue

Why can’t he play with us?

Oh he’s having a Minecraft urge give it a few weeks

by Cheese Pretzels January 26, 2021

Minecraft Hardcore

A version that Ph1lza survived for 5 years but died to a baby zombie and a spider. The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Allow cheats off in the menu, and stuck on Hard. Many people have tried, but just fail at around day 5.

#1 I want to play Minecraft Hardcore, and beat Ph1lza's record!
#2 Good luck doing that, Noob.

by Userious? October 11, 2021

Minecraft Pig

The Minecraft pig has a lot in common with an Angelopio. It does the oink oink and loves the food. It also can be described as chonk. If you have a friend who is a Minecraft pig then you should give them a carrot. Minecraft Steve loves Minecraft Pig.

OMG I can't believe that i see Minecraft Pig!

by J-u-i-c-e April 5, 2020

Minecraft Hardcore

The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Locked on Hard difficulty. 8 in 9 Minecraft streamers do this even tho they R trash at Hardcore. I reckon they first learn how to craft sticks before playing Hardcore.

*new streamer* : I am gonna play this new game called Minecraft and the Hardest difficulty of Minecraft! Minecraft Hardcore!
*veteran: dies to creeper* : About that

by Userious? October 12, 2021

Minecraft-Style

Throwing any edibles in the microwave to cook.

“Yo bro, I made those Pizza Rolls dummy quick. Did that shit Minecraft-Style”

by The Borax March 31, 2020