by The Borax March 31, 2020
by sussyboy666 August 03, 2021
friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"
by poop man man poop January 01, 2021
A version that Ph1lza survived for 5 years but died to a baby zombie and a spider. The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Allow cheats off in the menu, and stuck on Hard. Many people have tried, but just fail at around day 5.
by Userious? October 11, 2021
The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Locked on Hard difficulty. 8 in 9 Minecraft streamers do this even tho they R trash at Hardcore. I reckon they first learn how to craft sticks before playing Hardcore.
*new streamer* : I am gonna play this new game called Minecraft and the Hardest difficulty of Minecraft! Minecraft Hardcore!
*veteran: dies to creeper* : About that
*veteran: dies to creeper* : About that
by Userious? October 12, 2021
Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022
The minecraft urge is the strange feeling you get every 2 to 3 months where you just want to play Minecraft day and night, get all your friends online, download a ton of mods. Until one day you just get bored and put it down just for the cycle to continue
by Cheese Pretzels January 26, 2021