Michigan State University is an institution that swears all of its sports teams are the greatest in the world when they are mediocre at best. Their chants at football games are unintelligent often boasting of the other teams love for male genitalia. (Mad props to the douche bag fratboy that could come up with something that creative) The football team can't seem to stay out of jail. The school motto for some is "Smoke Green, Snort White." It takes 17 hours to make it to class because the campus is so goddamn big. 1 in 3 girls have succumbed to an STD at some point in their MSU career, with the remnants floating down the Red Cedar. I would advise to not let your kids swim in there. Michigan State students think Michigan students are snobby, but when it comes down to it they need to look in the mirror and realize that most of them are just trying to compensate for shortcomings in high school. Half the students are rich suburbanites imported from north Chicago.The only good thing about East Lansing is Tom Izzo. Michigan State students think that their university is "the best" but you should probably consider going to Michigan or Central.
by thedude29-27 August 28, 2010
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1.) michigan wolverine football team sux balls, because theyre on a 5 game losing streak, aginst OSU!,
2.) how does it feel to lose against Appalachain State?
3.) all the women there, are actually men
4.) their team in the 2008-09 season, the detroit Lions, went 0-16.
and that is why MICHIGAN SUCKS
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1.) michigan wolverine football team sux balls, because theyre on a 5 game losing streak, aginst OSU!,
2.) how does it feel to lose against Appalachain State?
3.) all the women there, are actually men
4.) their team in the 2008-09 season, the detroit Lions, went 0-16.
and that is why MICHIGAN SUCKS
ps...OHIO STATE BUCKS RUUUUUUUULE!!!! -foreva muthafucka!!!!
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