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Michigan State University

Michigan State University is an institution that swears all of its sports teams are the greatest in the world when they are mediocre at best. Their chants at football games are unintelligent often boasting of the other teams love for male genitalia. (Mad props to the douche bag fratboy that could come up with something that creative) The football team can't seem to stay out of jail. The school motto for some is "Smoke Green, Snort White." It takes 17 hours to make it to class because the campus is so goddamn big. 1 in 3 girls have succumbed to an STD at some point in their MSU career, with the remnants floating down the Red Cedar. I would advise to not let your kids swim in there. Michigan State students think Michigan students are snobby, but when it comes down to it they need to look in the mirror and realize that most of them are just trying to compensate for shortcomings in high school. Half the students are rich suburbanites imported from north Chicago.The only good thing about East Lansing is Tom Izzo. Michigan State students think that their university is "the best" but you should probably consider going to Michigan or Central.
The last three times i went to Michigan State University i got suckerpunched by some doucher!
by thedude29-27 August 28, 2010
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michigan

MICHIGAN-the worst state in the US, here's a coupla reasons:

1.) michigan wolverine football team sux balls, because theyre on a 5 game losing streak, aginst OSU!,

2.) how does it feel to lose against Appalachain State?

3.) all the women there, are actually men

4.) their team in the 2008-09 season, the detroit Lions, went 0-16.

and that is why MICHIGAN SUCKS

ps...OHIO STATE BUCKS RUUUUUUUULE!!!! -foreva muthafucka!!!!
michigan=Shit and Trannies
by ohio foreva muthafucka March 19, 2009
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Michigan Monkeypie

When a girl holding a hidden grudge shits in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during sexual intercourse. Usually done out of anger.
Adam: "Dude! I gave that chick an Alabama Hotpocket last weekend and she was NOT loving it.."

Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"

Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"
by C Phantom September 3, 2012
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Michigrant

Someone from Michigan who moved out of state, usually to Texas, in order to find a job.
When we moved to Houston, there was already a whole network of other Michigrants there; we'd all get together and talk about how much we missed Bells Brewery, real apple cider (the thick, cloudy stuff), and just autumn in general.
by Orangemelody June 7, 2013
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Michief

The guy who plays Real of The Mad God for a living. Kappa. Michief is ta«hat kind of guy who sucks everyone's dick and loves it.
by Tomas-b-m January 27, 2017
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Michigan Squeezing Twat

Michigan native who you are trying to pass or merge in front of that speeds up to close that gap.
I witnessed a Michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on I96 westbound perform a beautifully executed Michigan Squeezing Twat on a vehicles attempting to pass them.
by norm the plum June 5, 2017
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michifer

The pairing of the characters Lucifer and Michael in the CW tv-show Supernatural Which is actually really odd, since we're pairing the devil with an archangel.
Fangirl 1: Oh my Chuck, have you read that one fanfiction about Michifer yet ?
Fangirl : I did ! It's so awesome !
by Wroukexoxo September 30, 2017
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