Crystal meth

Salty, non pleasing, makes u wanna ravage ur insides, nasty

Oh my Savage SlimJims, it's crystal meth

by slimjim96/slimmy-slim9 to da 6 January 26, 2017

Maths

maths is really boring

we have maths with baldwino today, oh no

by tan October 29, 2003

maths magician

a typical fucking nerd

jake is so good at maths hes a regular maths magician!
yeah ur rite hes a fuckin nerd lets beat him up

by jackass_12345 May 28, 2007

maths unicorn

mythical being that is believed to be able to solve any math problem by didving by the area!!also a common raecherism much to the annoyance of the williams of the world.

AWWW man a cant do this problem!?

Its alrite man just divide by the area.

PFFTT...where u get that idea, the maths unicorn?

YEA!!

by peekabooooooooooo April 15, 2008

meth butt

A condition in which someone's ass constantly runs non-stop like the energy level of a meth addict. Or any overactive bowel condition.

Dude, I tried to make it to the toilet but the meth butt just took over. I sharted everywhere.

by Fendy21 October 23, 2008

Methadone Barbie

1. A skanky white female between ages 18-30 from an upper middle class to wealthy monetary background that would be classified as a full blown pill popper and uses methadone in addition to other intoxicants.

2. A drug addicted white female with wasted potential, no repentance or redemption from said affliction with natural looks fading faster than the fair presidential pursuits of esteemed statesmen.

It is fraudulent to employ a Methadone Barbie in an administrative capacity in a long term care facility.

by Exhibition Stadium January 10, 2012

da meth-dick violence

penile tissue damage resulting from an inability to accept the limitations of short-term drug-induced erectile dysfunction; trying to push a wet noodle into what is, more than likely, a dry socket

Blaine's rough handling of his unwilling member resulted in the worst case of da meth-dick violence he had ever experienced.

by Casa Trapp November 28, 2017