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messy pants

The pair of underwear worn playing a sport, often containing skid marks of shit, sweat, and possibly urine.
Dude, get your messy pants out of my face
by Fistfullofchiken April 5, 2011
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messy bun

The word "messy bun" means give dae a sloppy toppy or that GAWK GAWK 5000
hey dae i gotta messy bun;)
by daddy daedae April 17, 2021
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Messy Monday

A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.

It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.
todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"

darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"
by twigtwigtwig July 28, 2009
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Gods final message

God final message can be found in thirty foot high pillars of flame on the Quentulus Quazgar mountains in the land of sevorbeupstry on the planet Pliumtarn, in sector QQ7 active J gamma. and reads

"We apologise of the inconveniece"
by marvin February 17, 2005
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Instant Message

The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.
A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.
by Wyatt The Whakkle June 6, 2010
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Messy Overberg

When a male notices his female companion has belly button jewelry and proceeds to project his spermatozoa into her belly button. The belly button then becomes infected.
"Dude, last night Kevin totally gave that girl a Messy Overberg...she's gonna be feeling that in a few days."
by Mizzou April 11, 2008
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[Messy] [Fingers]

The procedure of getting your 'fingers messy' when fingering your girl, in other words masturbating a girl for their pleaure
'have fun with ure bitch'
'yeah i got some messy fingers'
'well in blud'
by cally bads December 9, 2008
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