Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.

Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.

by Slickhonkie May 01, 2012

Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.

Wow it's Melon Monday already???

by NickBurp January 25, 2021

Nathan Melon

gae homo sexual kid who likes to be a man hoe he is just weird and quuer

Nathan Melon

by jsidfiuosdhfhiusdfiuhsiduf June 18, 2019

among us melon

A type of flavoring typically that reeks of gamer

Wow, nice Gfuel I bet it taste like among us melon

by among us gamer handsome February 26, 2024

drop a melon

1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.

"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"

by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025

absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023

Melon Strat

Melon strat refers to Minecraft axe pvp, where a player off-hands the crossbow in a duel. the name of comes from a pvper named captia_melon who popularized it.

captia_melon used the Melon Strat against Tsohg_

by captia_melon February 09, 2025