A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
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by rtp2017 June 11, 2019
Get the ripe melons mug.When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.
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Get the melon sauce mug.The action of baiting trees with melons. Hiding with your colleagues until fruit bats visit the melons, then rushing in as a group to grab as many bats as possible.... A melon bumrush
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by p_m_k_nn_2911 August 13, 2021
Get the Melon mug.The nickname is a pretty lit famo, can also be written as Chey 🍈. This person can be shy (No pun intended) but then will open up and be cooler than a Cucumber. Loves animals May Become Depressed, results may vary.
by CheyMelonLover666 November 7, 2017
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