Mart Bark

a Mart Bark; to go up to a girl (possibly boy, depending on how horny), and pest them for sex.

wee wee poo poo, hey everybody look at me im Mart Bark (Woof Woof)

by the best mc, 123 abc October 19, 2010

Mart

Someone who needs an escort

If we all put in ten euros we can buy Mart an escort

by Pocket S November 22, 2021

The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.

by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018

Marte

Marte is always the Nice, kind, beutiful and smart girl who would LOVE a good meme.
Marte loves animals (mostly dogs)

Random person 1: hey, where’s Marte?
Random person 2: I think she’s helping another person with the homework or something

by 🥴 October 8, 2018

marting

The present participle/gerund form of the verb "to mart."

A philosophical manner of thinking. Marters balance being smart with being simple to express important ideas to all people. They believe that philosophy should be accessible to all, not just fancy people with thic dictionaries. They never equate big words with intelligence or simplicity with stupidity. The world needs more people who like to mart.

Person 1: what's your favorite activity?
Person 2: I enjoy marting.

by oyahbecka March 26, 2019

K-Mart

Opposite of Gucci. You're feeling so terrible, you're at K-Mart level down.

Been a bad day, I feel so K-Mart

by RonEssHomie April 28, 2023

Marte

A very pretty person who has managed to become the most inspo person on earth. Lights candles when she’s alone, always looks stunning

You look like a real Marte over there, lighting candles while looking flawless

by Siggeryan November 9, 2019