Maria Fitzpatrick

An insensitive cunt who also has a lot of trouble acknowledging and expressing her own feelings.
Her only hobby is looking at memes, typically dark ones.
Shaquin: Anyone seen Maria Fitzpatrick??
Keeflin: Last saw her watching Gordon Ramsey memes
Faquesha: Yeah, she just called me a Gordon-Ramsey-Looking-Cunt....???
by ilovehitlerhe'smydad February 12, 2018
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Ann Maria

Her moods change with the moon, you never know what she is up to. A lovable person who can be funny,kind caring,naive and sweet and can get mad for no reason whatsoever,Yet the purest soul. Someone you can depend on at all times knowing for sure she'll stick it out with you come what may.

She is the girl to die for. Has a contagious smile. You can never get over her no matter how many girls you meet. Don't mess with her because she is observant enough to know your weaknesses. You can never defeat her. She is the best friend and loyal girlfriend. She has your back at all times. You will never experience that love from anyone but her. She is a mess and looks cold and distant but is actually the warmest. She deserves all the love in this world.
A: Ann Maria you say? She is crushing over you?
P: Yes man, why?
B: Lucky you. She is a hard chase. She is that pure, naive lover type and sassy all day. Wierd combination but suits her.
A: You are lying. She has high standards.
P: She looks at me like that. You know ..in that way.
B: No chance. She is just friendly and lovely but yes COLD. She is hard to define and understand.
by Alex003 November 23, 2021
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maria hacker

do u know maria hacker?

ya man shes a milf
by vinniecolesuperfan June 07, 2021
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Maria pereira

An amazing girl that is smart, especially in accounting. Will end becoming a cpa. She will find the love of her life when she is 18. She is a genius and has a lot of love to give. She needs to listen to her soulmate because he’s probably right. But overall she is one of the best people in the world
I love Maria pereira
by Friendlessman April 16, 2020
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Maria Hill

Commander Maria Hill is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. As a former Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., she appears in various storylines which often feature the Avengers or members of that group. Hill joined Stark Industries in the immediate aftermath of the fall of S.H.I.E.L.D. to help protect herself from prosecution. However, she stayed in touch with Phil Coulson and S.H.I.E.L.D., acting as an intermediary between the organization and the Avengers during the War on HYDRA. Hill temporarily rejoined Fury as his second-in-command on the Helicarrier No. 64 during the Battle of Sokovia to help defeat the genocidal artificial intelligence Ultron. She later moved to the New Avengers Facility to assist the Avengers.
person 1: hey, you know who is that woman?
Person 2: yea, she is Maria Hill, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
by m00nxstar May 24, 2021
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Maria-Margrit

She is very intelligent and loyal, with the heart of a lion she fights for those she loves.
Maria-Margrit eats the pizza
by KarolinKarsten January 02, 2017
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Hot Maria

This is a sexual term defining the act of a woman, while menstruating, squatting over top of someone and urinating on their chest

*it is important that there be no contact between the bodies

**the person being urinated on may masturbate
Uncle Sid politely asked his new girlfriend to provide him with the service of a Hot Maria.
by Chaz the Spazzzzz March 11, 2009
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