maple fever

1. A term usually applied to males who have a clear sexual preference for women of Canadian descent, although it can also be used in reference to females who prefer Canadian men.

2. An acute, infectious febrile disease of Canadian climates, caused by maple trees.

South Park: Season 19 Episode 2 "Where My Country Gone?"

Canadian father: "So, young man, I understand that you and my daughter have started a romance."

Butters: "Well, uh Well, yes, sir."

Canadian father: "And I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it? You've got maple fever? "

by brodyapproved November 8, 2015

maple knacker

Canadian gay men who partake in using maple syrup for lube.

Whoa! There went Kreg and Bryan off to maple knacker by the Pizza place.

by Shelley West December 7, 2017

Maple Dream Cream

When a Canadian shoots his syrup on ones face.

Oh my God Becky, I took a shot of Adams Maple Dream Cream last night all over my face. What a experience Aye?

by TuckN'Roll October 27, 2018

Tapping the maple

Taking a piss in Canada

Hey Jim, what are you doing in there?
Oh, just tapping the maple!

by scoobasteve617 June 24, 2025

maple MAGA

A Canadian supporter of Donald Trump.

"Why does he have a Trump bumper sticker? I thought he was Canadian."

"He's maple MAGA."

by Dekker451 June 10, 2025

Maple Steamer

An anal sex act when the guy is cumming and the woman has diarrhea at the same time making a thick hot syrup texture.

John knew Abby had been having constant diarrhea, but he never minded a maple steamer after anal.

by Pancakeater10 October 12, 2019

sloppy maple

When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes

I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it

by OrdinaryDrew July 16, 2018