Suck my dick

When you don't gaf about something

"you can't do that! It's (blah blah blah)"
"suck my dick"

by 2prkl37 May 24, 2025

Suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself

Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK

by Lxxnder April 14, 2023

My Dick

Something that is very delicious NO MATTER THE SIZE and females like this thing called "my dick" and sometimes men that have mental issues like it

ME : LET ME PUT MY DICK IN YOU ALREADY!!

by DaddyOxLong May 6, 2023

MY DICK

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by pp slapper May 9, 2023

My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

to my dick

to my dick: like saying i don't like him but in a more disrespectful way.

M-"You know J?"
W-"Yea, J to my dick, he a bitch"

by theonlywes0 May 3, 2024

my dick is scary

its so small that its scary

heyyyyyy my dick is scary

by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024