malinger

v.

to feign injury or illness in order to avoid one's occupational work

Henry: Where is Joe today? I can't believe I'm stuck covering one of his classes.

Eric: He's probably malingering...

by King of Inland October 17, 2008

Making Cotton Candy

When you are fucking a chick with a cave of a vagina and you resort to moving your dick around in a circular motion around the edges to get some pleasure.

Random Guy: Dude she has a whale mouth for a pussy.

You: Yeah, I was making cotton candy with her.

by Dode Whittman September 14, 2010

Matingle

That stuff that comes from undesirable places and likes to reside in the most inconvenient places imaginable. It is generally sticky and unpleasantly odorous.

Oh frick, I Have matingle on my shoe.

I woke up the morning/afternoon after the party with a bunch of matingle on my face.

You just spilled the barrel of matingle all over the carpet!

by donteattirestheytastebad May 3, 2011

Making a Grilled Cheese

1. Making love to a fat chick. The stench in the sheets after she leaves is similar to that of a grilled cheese sandwich. 2. Code word for banging a fat chick.

Friend: I made a grilled cheese last night.
You: You really got to lay off the fat chicks.

Friend: Where is Tim?
You: Making a grilled cheese :wink wink:

by Fatty Slayer October 18, 2011

making flowers

verb
The act of consensual love-making between a half-brother and half-sister, usually involving one, or more, mentally challenged participant.

"Where Earl and Earline at?"
"Oh they's making flowers in the barn."

by Tetra_Quad April 21, 2014

Making Yourself

What Hamda does every single day.

Dude why is Hamda Making Yourself again???

by Leling Tekkers November 20, 2018

maning

The action when artificial or horse hair is weaved into a humans natural hair. The act of installing a weave. Coming from the root word mane.

OOOHhhh girl your weave looks HOT! Yep they were maning me up for hours!!!

by El Duke' January 23, 2019