A social loser is a person who has no real friends, dates people off text of Myspace, and eats with no one at lunch. Commonly, they are fat and pretend to be sexy by wearing revealing clothing, or wear expensive clothing to cover up their fat and pretend to be rich. They don't hang out often, and when they do, it's with the nerds, going to the movies to watch some new Harry Potter movie. They also usually don't have very much money, and their parents smoke and are generally rednecks. (No matter where you go!) They do drugs and try so hard to fit into cliques. If they are adults, they are usually the creepy person that sits on a bench at a park and eats their lunch and stares at the poor innocent passerby's. Sometimes they are pedophiles, or just your average Joe looking for a Buddie. Sadly, though, if you even TRY to be friends with these people, they'll constantly annoy you and tell you lame jokes that are not even anywhere near being funny, but you might laugh to be nice, anyway. Sometimes they'll crack a "joke" they think is the most hilarious thing they have ever said and you won't even know it's a joke. The way you can tell if someone is a social loser, if they're dressed like a really poor prep, a really ugly scene person, or just an average person dressed in really ugly clothes. But don't hate, because these people are, believe it or not, people, too!
Joe: Oh my god, Cindy became such a social loser!
Eric: Well obviously, she was trying too hard from the beginning anyway.
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Social loser: Hey guys, wanna know what I did this weekend?
Preps: Uhhh.... sure....?
Social loser: My parents died.
*gasp* (oh my god!? Poor Baily!)
Social loser(after a few minutes): Just kidding.
Prep: That's NOT funny.
Eric: Well obviously, she was trying too hard from the beginning anyway.
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Social loser: Hey guys, wanna know what I did this weekend?
Preps: Uhhh.... sure....?
Social loser: My parents died.
*gasp* (oh my god!? Poor Baily!)
Social loser(after a few minutes): Just kidding.
Prep: That's NOT funny.
by supercalifragalisticexpilaidou July 5, 2009
Get the social losermug. Otherwise known as the PT Cruiser, this monster of a vehicle manages to still sell in the United States. Pushing a staggering 15RWHP, this beast usually comes in plum purple with plastic wood-looking accents. Don't be fooled, this baby has a top speed of 110MPH, that is if you are capable of driving this machine.
by 908 Projectile December 28, 2011
Get the PT Losermug. by factfish January 5, 2016
Get the lucky losermug. I'm the only person who plays bedrock edition of Minecraft in my friend group, thus I'm a Minecraft loser.
by sucmydik May 14, 2023
Get the minecraft losermug. A booth set up at s bar that is located off to the side. There is never a line up and the choices are usually limited to waterdowned shots and pilsner beer. It is often frequented by cheap tipping piss tanks that cant be bothered to order a drink or wait in a line.
by edgar1234 February 4, 2010
Get the Loser Boothmug. (1) Alcoholic
(2) A person with a very low income who drinks too much to avoid the Sorrows of his/her life
(2) A person with a very low income who drinks too much to avoid the Sorrows of his/her life
by EmJayee November 21, 2018
Get the A Loser & A Boozermug. The poor sucker who finds themselves at the end of the line or queue without anyone ever lining up behind them.
I was in a long line for a churro and by the time I purchased mine I was still at the end of the line. I hate being the line loser.
by Piner P November 6, 2013
Get the line losermug.