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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017

we are leaving now

Price and soap are leaving now

On your feet soldier, we are leaving now!

by Spicepapi July 6, 2021

keep your leaves on

1. Directed at a person or group acting crazy, loud, or socially/culturally inappropriate to behave in an acceptable manner.

2. Slang for keeping it together

1. "Bro, keep your leaves on and stop yelling at me."
2. To a large group about to get rowdy: "Whoa - keep your leaves on guys."

by Usul March 8, 2024

Leave your tall friends day

On September 11th you can leave the friends that bully you for your height with no questions asked.

Person 1: Wanna play a game?
Person 2: Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore, it’s Leave your tall friends day

by Cronk Cronk Budonk September 11, 2022

I didn't just leave it

You need to stop making excuses for stealing from me or I'm going to need to start stabbing kids.

Hym "I didn't just leave it. Published publicly. You're not keeping it. You need to stop blowing smoke up eachother's asses about it."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.

'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'

by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024