Larson

An inbred black, white supremacist. who can't read or write. With fat diabetes fingers. Also never developed the proper neck muscles to keep his head from wobbling while running.

Look at that stupid Larson over there. His momma is aunt jemima, and dad is uncle Ben.

by Cuoth July 25, 2017

Landon

Stupid, pink toes, inbred looking, cracker jack, mother fucker, sister fister
He likes to bang his cousins

"Landon is an inbred retard"

by ilikehotboys69 January 23, 2018

Landon

Is a guy who can't go 5 secs without looking at a girls ass

He is a jerk

He loves drama

Have you heard about Landon
No

He is so hot

He likes drama

nevermind

by Ace Hardin February 19, 2019

Landon

Someone with a dead dad, bitch-handicapped grandma, and a piece of shit household.

AW, look at that Landon! Bet he's a Landon!

by Seamore Dick May 21, 2011

Landon

The fucking worst person to live

“Landon is fucking horrible

by Nsjskzkzkzkzkz January 7, 2019

Larson Syndrome

Syndrome in which a person can talk shit via internet, text, or phone call but NOT face-to-face.

Guy #1- Hey man, so did you talk to that one kid that was giving you shit on Facebook?

Guy #2- Yeah, I went up to him and told him to say what he said on there to my face. But he must have a severe case of Larson Syndrome because he bitched out real quick.

by HeavyLiftin July 20, 2012

LANDON

Landon is rough guy that is decently strong. He is a guy that sticks up for is friends and he gets mad kinda easy so be careful

Landon is rough guy that is decently strong. He is a guy that sticks up for is friends and he gets mad kinda easy so be careful beacsue he loves to fight.

by A guy88888888888!hjhu January 18, 2018