womb lard

The often creamy, white natural lubricant produced by a vagina during a fucking, finger blasting or general arousal.

a) 'oh shit bro, there's womb lard all over my shaft/hand/vase/t-shirt/shoe/table leg/Doberman'
b) 'it was womb lard for sure bro, I collected it and basted a turkey that same day'
c) 'fuck it was gross bro, womb lard everywhere; like a fucking butter massacre'

by fucktardtranslations May 20, 2020

Ghetto-Laid

Two different types of kool-aid mixed together with a crap ton of sugar (unmeasured) and normal amount of water.

Friend: Hey, what is there to drink?
Girl: I made some Ghetto-Laid, it is in the fridge.

by Melissa & Ashley February 23, 2021

Hard lard

A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up

For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt

by The_meta_7 May 16, 2022

Their Lair

A non-binary term for a Man-Cave or She-Shed.

"Where's your friend Avery?"
"Oh, they're downstairs in Their Lair."

by Reinku April 23, 2023

chick-fil-laid

To get laid on, near, or around a Chick-fil-a establishment.

Can also refer to the act of sexual intercourse with a woman picked up from Chick-fil-a

1. Dude, I totally got Chick-fil-laid last night. Me and the cashier did it right there on the counter.

2. Dude, I got chick-fil-laid with this bitch who I saw macking down on a chicken salad sandwich with extra mayo at Chick-fil-a. I covered her with my Chick-fil-A sauce

by tacobellstreet May 24, 2016

Tub-of-Lard Barb

Someone who is incredibly lazy, or won't pitch in to help.

Want to help us out here you Tub-of-lard Barb?

by girlygirl88 May 27, 2018

Chick-fil-laid

n. (past tense) When you manage to hook up with that cute chick behind the counter of the fastest, most delicious chicken restaurant chain in the southeast. It was her pleasure.

“Dude, I just stopped for a chicken sandwich before work, and I ended up getting Chick-fil-laid!”

by Delta_Whiskey May 1, 2019