noroff lag 

The immensely, horrible and totally sickening lag you often experience while using the internet at Noroff.

"OMFG!!! NOROFF LAG!!11"
"Hahaha lol så jævlig bra.. noroff lag for faen!"
"ÆHHÆHÆ NOROFF LAG! JEG SAVNER MODEM!"

noroff lag by gfdsaifhwfw April 19, 2004

Shitty Lag 

When you are playing a gaming console online and you get pwned because of lag.

"This is bullshit i just got shot in the back because of this shitty lag!!"

"I would have played better if I wasn't getting shitty lag the whole time."

Shitty Lag by Bill Semore November 27, 2009

Life Lag 

When you space out for roughly two seconds, long enough to forget what you were doing. This is sometimes preceded by daydreaming and followed by weird stares from friends when you look around trying to figure out where you are.

Rob: Why is Steve just sitting there?

Micheal: He's got life lag.

(Gets up and flicks Steve)

Steve: Holy--What? (Steve looks around)

Life Lag by MattSwan14 December 5, 2009

Spu Da Lag 

Slang, Enjoy the speed, sexism term

I Spu Da Lag all last night.

Spu Da Lag by John Matheny October 14, 2004

test lag 

The tiring effect of being on a week long Disaster Recovery test being very similar to a 24 hour flight from the other side of the world. Effects are felt for many days.

Dave had to arrive late to work this morning, he was suffering from test lag

test lag by Tom Humphreys January 24, 2007

Gen lag 

The interval between discovering a given phenomenon/meme on the Web and receiving it in email from a parent.

"Poor Mom just sent me that LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE video from like a month ago. Now that's some gen lag."

Gen lag by Scott Neilson November 2, 2007

Beaner Lag 

When everything seems to move in slow motion Calebs bowlcut

Call of duty is for beaner lag child molesters

Beaner Lag by GingersChokinMakesMeGoLOLOLOL December 9, 2009