Chat Logging

A British slang term for oral sex, specifically performed on a woman.

Guy: I did a little Chat Logging last night

Guy #1: Did you and her have sex last night?
Guy #2: No, I just logged her chats

by Misc. l337 November 6, 2010

beef log

(n)- A large dick.

monster horse cock

James: Dude, I got to eat pussy, ya' know?
Andy: No, man, I don't know. Why?
James: Well I'm not exactly carrying a beef log around to impress the ladies.

by Niko Bettoli April 30, 2008

Bog a Log

To smoke a big fat joint to get really high. Bogging logs.

Hey Charlie ,do you want to bog a log tonight before the dance.

by Meshhat April 8, 2009

you-log

These days more and more people are using their mobile devices to log a wide variety of personal data. There are apps for logging one's daily food intake, apps for logging gym work-outs, apps for logging a baby's development, etc. All these personal logging apps need a name. I propose the word, 'you-log', because you log your own data.

Fabian: I have a bunch of cool apps that help me log everything from my diet, exercise, to how much gas I put in my car.

Beatrice: Fabian, you are a you-loggin' fool!

by Macabut September 7, 2013

Log Fire

On a night out, you make your ginger friend drink wayyy too much so he/she then passes out. At which point you and your other friends simultaneously plank atop his/her head/pelvis. In any photo taken the friends hair must be in full view. The same situation can be re-created if he passes out by any other means; K.O.'d, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous coma disease, etcetera etcetera

}DUDE! How drunk was conor last night?
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him

-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush

by Big Leezo December 6, 2011

fat log

1. A big dump.
2. A big black dick

1. I just let a fat log loose. It's too big to flush down!
2. I want to give that little girl a taste of my fat log.

by Darren Janste January 11, 2009

Log Jam

Sticking two dicks in the ass of a woman.

Stacy is walking a little funny today, she must have got log jammed last night.

by gschme August 5, 2010