OMG Lindsey is flattttt
by Sistershooooiooooosiak February 4, 2019
Get the Lindsey mug.Lindsey is problay the most hated bitch at yo school no fuckin body likes her except the nobodys , problay has ugly ass red hair and glasses and looks like a stick , has beef with everyone and dated your ex and they only lasted a day and says she will beat yo ass but then you try to and she runs to the guidance counselor.
Lindsey : come fight boo
Chloe : ( trys to fight her )
Lindsey : (hides and runs to the guidance consular)
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Sarah : she dated my ex then they broke up after a hour
Chloe : she must be a Lindsey
Chloe : ( trys to fight her )
Lindsey : (hides and runs to the guidance consular)
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Sarah : she dated my ex then they broke up after a hour
Chloe : she must be a Lindsey
by Shalissa_winston185 January 13, 2020
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N. A bitch ass hoe who leaves you all alon for your friends and calls you shit because her pale, tortilla looking ass couldn't get her own motherfucking friends.
V. I'm Lindseying you because my tortilla looking, mayonnaise loving, bitch ass is a dumb motherfucking hoe!!!!
V. I'm Lindseying you because my tortilla looking, mayonnaise loving, bitch ass is a dumb motherfucking hoe!!!!
Marcus: Who's that mayonnaise looking hoe??
Sarah: oh that's that bitch ass Lindsey. Hoe I'm sorry Lindsey omfg well shit
Sarah: oh that's that bitch ass Lindsey. Hoe I'm sorry Lindsey omfg well shit
by 200cabbagesupmyarse June 14, 2016
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Person 1: Hey is that girl talking to her lint?!
Person 2: Wow she must be Lindsey! One of the legendary lint masters!
Person 1: She's cool! Lets go talk to her!
Person 2: Wow she must be Lindsey! One of the legendary lint masters!
Person 1: She's cool! Lets go talk to her!
by Lindzar May 20, 2013
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Did you see that girl walking into a lamp post whilst glugging a bottle of Lambrini? What a fuckin' Lindsey!!
by Choda Boy III July 1, 2011
Get the Lindsey mug.When an otherwise straight girl has a few too many and starts to hit on her unsuspecting girlfriends
Superman: "So you think you have a chance to repeat offend with Cat Woman tonight?"
Batman: "No, someone switched her tequila rose for tequila and now she can't keep her paws off Wonder Woman"
Superman: "Sounds like someones got a case of the lindsays
Batman: "No, someone switched her tequila rose for tequila and now she can't keep her paws off Wonder Woman"
Superman: "Sounds like someones got a case of the lindsays
by mynoduespsymmij November 5, 2012
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Horny guy: "Bro who is that sexy white girl with the cake"
Bro: "that's Lindsey Hoffman, stop playing before she asks us to train her"
Bro: "that's Lindsey Hoffman, stop playing before she asks us to train her"
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