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libertarian

one who believes the only purpose of government is to protect the rights of its citizens, those rights being life, liberty and property
liberatarians could save the united states from socialism if only its citizens were not so stupid
by Our Fallen Republic January 12, 2004
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Libertarian

Derogatory term used for someone who perennially loses. Is also a political party. Same attributes apply.
Person A: "Dude, you are such a Libertarian"
Person B: "I hate you"

Person A: "I don't support either of those fascists man, I'm voting Libertarian."
Person B: "...Sorry"
by Squid Wrangler March 26, 2005
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libertarian

A libertarian is someone who believes that you should have the freedom to do whatever you choose, other than to hurt or take away that freedom from someone else.

The only reason for the government is to make sure that people don't take away freedom of another person. Any extra rules enforced are not needed, and are an invasion of personal liberty.
Clint Eastwood is a libertarian.
by KP January 14, 2004
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Nocturnus Libertus

A radical feminist and goddess. She will save womynkind from oppression and discrimination. She is a warrior!
MRA: WOMEN WILL OBEY ME, FOR I AM MAN!1!!!!11!! So I am superior!1!!!1
Nocturnus Libertus: You are not superior, you are just as valuable a we are, probably even less.
by GeorgeMST September 2, 2013
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internet libertarian

internet libertarians are usually two or more of the following: white, nerdy, male, suburban, (hostilely) atheistic, and well-off. they usually have close-knit, supportive families as well. a true internet libertarian has never lived for long periods of time in anywhere but an affluent suburb. they are naive, sheltered fucks to a tee. they also tend to be less smug and vocal about their politics IRL - they fear (more) social rejection.

internet libertarians are mostly Randites and Ron Paul Revolution groupies. you will find them preaching their Pollyanna-like views of wanton deregulation/decentralization/isolationism in any sufficiently nerdy online venue - think Slashdot, Reddit, or an imageboard with a political discussion section.

they tend to be excessively fond of dense, idiosyncratic video games like TF2 and Minecraft; channers are more likely to be internet libertarians than most other e-subcultures.
you know the asshole who sits in the back of the class, glued to his laptop? the one who smugly interrupts teacher and student alike? the youth who never lacks for anything except friends, but doesn't get along well with people different from him? yeah, that's your average internet libertarian.
by dejima November 23, 2010
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Luberty

When one is old enough to use lubricant on their penis.
Son, I think you hit luberty.
by Pubo December 14, 2016
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Libertron

A Libertron is an indestructible force, dare I say being, the Libertron can withstand anything that is in its way. Libertron is basically a wall if it was made of diamonds.
He couldn’t see behind the Libertron it was too vast a sight.
by Libertron November 11, 2019
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