left lane lurker

An operator of a privately or commercially owned automobile (typically a Toyota Prius) who has gone full-retard and operates said automobile at a speed well under the designated speed limit in the left-hand lane of a multi-lane roadway when other roadway lanes are clear and free of traffic -or- other roadway lanes are loosely occupied by other motorists traversing at a similar speed.

I swear to God, if this left lane lurker doesn't merge over I'm going to fucking ram his Prius off I-40.

by s2k ftw September 18, 2013

california lane change

When you are driving on the highway and shift across all the lanes in either direction.

Similar to a jersey slide

Im in the right lane and i want to pass everyone, I think I'll do a california lane change to the left and then a jersey slide to exit

by Dave K July 23, 2004

Left Lane Vigilante

The asshole who is driving the speed limit in the left lane creating a long line of cars behind them because they think they are going fast enough.

I was behind a left lane vigilante today so I tailgated her and kept my high beams on.

by FoxNewser July 23, 2008

Williamsburg bike lanes

1) A battleground for the war being waged in Williamsburg, Brooklyn between the hipsters and the Hasidic Jews.

2) The new symbol for passive-aggressive antisemitism, with the irony that only a hipster could imagine.

It really made me uncomfortable when they repainted the Williamsburg bike lanes, I mean they're trying to bully the jews in a historically jewish neighborhood. They really need to take a deep breathe and think about what they're doing.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

alabama lane change

The Alabama Lane Change is the act of purposely shoving your penis into a girls butt unexpectedly while doing it doggy style.

me: "dude you should try the alabama lane change with kelsey"

jon: "maybe i should dude but her pussy is tight enough already since she's a gymnast"

by rough dry butt sex... nstow March 14, 2011

Ass Crack Lane

When you can see someone's butt crack and look directly into it.

DOOD1: Man look over there

DOOD2: Man that is Gross

DOOD3: What happened?

DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|

by MRUnpossible June 7, 2009

merge-or-die lane

An onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. Often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest.

Oh great, this is a merge-or-die lane. Do I drive into the wall or into the car going 80 MPH?

by Perimeter May 6, 2009