Lana

trash. thats coming from a Lana

"lana stop being ugly"

by trashykid8383838383 June 12, 2018

Lana.

Extremely short so short that no one can see her

Wow hat ant is sure a lana.

by Zombie boy. September 1, 2020

Lana

poop bag

she is such a lana

by kid454545 August 27, 2019

Lana

Adjective; Whale or know as shamu

Lana is another word for a whale, the real name of the whale shamu is 'Lana'. 'Lana' also in the lyrics of American horror stories 'name game' song.

Megan-"hey court look at that thing getting out of the water"

Courtney- "OMG it's a Lana!!"

The largest sea creature is the "Lana" AKA whale

by Anonyourmouse November 8, 2016

lana banana

Lana Banana is a girl who is crazy, she is obnoxious and boring NOBODY LIKES HER. SHE SUCKS AT EVERYTHING. She ALWAYS farts uncontrollably, its so stinky. She literally EATS farts.

Guy: Wow is that Lana Banana?
Guy2: Yeah, she's a freakshow.

by timotheechalametstan November 6, 2019

lana

anal backwards. used to inform your significant other that you want to do it through the poopy hole.

I gave my girl some good old lana while she was having bloody diarrhea.

by pussack August 5, 2018

Lana

motherfucker. literally the best and worst human ever. a reincarnation of satan. would suck Satans dick for food.

Don't be like Lana, i heard she sucked Satans dick to get 20/20 vision.

by L. April 6, 2019