Keyboardmz

First 9 letters on my keyboard.

My keyboard says keyboardmz

by Joe February 22, 2004

keyboardfailure

-often types in a retarded fashion
-usaully emails and messages are illegdible
-often shows signs of dylexia
-when frustrated, mashes keyboard with fists

"max you're such a keyboardfailure did you mean to say that you had a SMALL penis, what's gotten in to you?"

by Raji Mohammed Ibrahim January 18, 2008

Keyboardian

1. The language that is produced when a person randomly jumbles letters on the keyboard when there is no understandable thoughts going through ones head.

2. The language one writes when they are temporarily possessed by Satan himself at the computer.

3. The angry thrashing of keys while suffering form writers block.

4. Misspelling going horrible wrong

asd;lfadifhale;krn;aliafhg;oasd;ldiafah. Ahh I see you speak Keyboardian.

hwiousdafhfklausdhfmissiispss. You spelt Mississippi wrong

by Rustygate1801 November 23, 2011

keyboard plant

when your so bored you just slam your head on the keyboard to see what comes up

OMG i soo bored i could just keyboard plant

by Ka-Bloom June 29, 2011

Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.

Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

by baconmeister July 14, 2011

Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.

Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.

by quitterwin September 19, 2012

Keyboard Raver

Keyboard ravers are people who all tune into the same music and then discuss on facebook how the banging trance is, they jump on their beds and bang their heads.

They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.

They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!

Keyboard raver - new up and coming thing

by raver1 May 29, 2012