A weapon of mass destruction developed by evil Canadian scientists in an attempt to conquer the United States and make Canada a super country. When the weapon grew, the scientists put it to test on youtube with it getting millions of views. The scientists approached the Canadian capital to notice a high torture rate. The scientists told that Canada would gain control of the US if sent to the states. Convinced, they sent it to the US only to be backfired when he gained teenage girl fans. Furious by this, Canada commenced Search and Destroy in order to destroy the weapon. But due to it's popularity, its bodyguards would risk to take a bullet for the WMD. Canada is still trying to reach the weapon but it has shown no effect so far.
by Steven Trollinski August 15, 2012
Singer/guitarist of Brighten, the most amazing band ever.
Currently playing guitar with A Rocket To The Moon.
ARTTM consists of Nick Santino, Loren Brinton, and eric halvorsen.
In numerous online forums, Justin has been called an "angel."
I am yet to hear anything bad about him.
That's a good thing.
Currently playing guitar with A Rocket To The Moon.
ARTTM consists of Nick Santino, Loren Brinton, and eric halvorsen.
In numerous online forums, Justin has been called an "angel."
I am yet to hear anything bad about him.
That's a good thing.
by forlife March 17, 2009
A Memphis-native hottie (who is also a platinum-selling artist, by the way) whom lonely, single women fantasize about having sex with every night.
Lonely girl #1: oh, i had a real erotic dream last night... we were in a pool, and I was sweating a lot...
Lonely girl #2: With Justin Timberlake?
Lonely girl #1: yeah, how did you know?
Lonely girl #2: I had a dream about him, too... Only we fucked in his king-sized bed, not his pool... (Looks at lonely girl #3) Where did you and him do it again? in his studio, was it?
{britney spears}
Lonely girl #2: With Justin Timberlake?
Lonely girl #1: yeah, how did you know?
Lonely girl #2: I had a dream about him, too... Only we fucked in his king-sized bed, not his pool... (Looks at lonely girl #3) Where did you and him do it again? in his studio, was it?
{britney spears}
by justinlover April 28, 2009
A hot and talented singer that people love to hate for no reason at all. He's not rude, ugly, or un-talented (like a lot of other celebrities,) but for some reason, people don't like talented people.
Girl #1: Oh my god, look there's Miley! I love her ugly smile, crappy songs, and all those porno pics that she does. Go Miley!
Girl #2: Oh my god, look there's Justin Timberlake! I hate his great smile, good looks, and incredible singing voice. Justin Sucks!
Girl #2: Oh my god, look there's Justin Timberlake! I hate his great smile, good looks, and incredible singing voice. Justin Sucks!
by Justin Timberlake's Fan August 26, 2008
by 1405Jess July 08, 2007
A man who is envied by every young male in the world. He is the best dancer in our day and time, and is the most GORGEOUS guy to ever step foot on earth. Everyone is simply jealous of Justin Timberlake and obviously call him a "wigger" and "wannabe" only cause they CANT and will NEVER be him.
"Justin is sucha wigger. I'm so jealous he gets all the girls and EVERYONE loves him. I wish I could be Justin Timberlake."
by oisdjfasdkf July 18, 2008
The most amazing man ever in the whole entire universe. He sings, writes the lyrics, and plays guitar for Motion City Soundtrack. He is also well known for his crazy hair that looks like he stuck his finger in a electrical socket. He used to do meth in his earlier days of the band but is now sober.
Girl: Dude, did you see that man?
Boy: What man?
Girl: That insanely cool man with the wicked hair.
Boy: Oh? Who is he? He's insanely cool and I must know his name.
Girl: That is Justin Pierre.
Boy: Wow. He's way cooler than James Hart.
Girl: Duh.
Boy: What man?
Girl: That insanely cool man with the wicked hair.
Boy: Oh? Who is he? He's insanely cool and I must know his name.
Girl: That is Justin Pierre.
Boy: Wow. He's way cooler than James Hart.
Girl: Duh.
by TheStockmarkettt August 05, 2007