A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.
Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS
Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS
Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.
by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. by ieaph April 22, 2011
Get the jordanmug. She is the greatest sister you could ever ask for she always trust you and your glad everyday you have a jordan
by Jacksonfav April 3, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.
by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a tall, sexy, muscular boy. He is probably 14 and usually in a love triangle. He liked short brunette or a short red head. He has impressive flirting skills only with certain people. He is loyal and kind with dark, mysterious eyes.
by Cat lover69 December 4, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet he so nice he is so funny and he is the best with the lady's
by Julieiscool89 June 17, 2016
Get the Jordanmug.