The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that

Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”

by spencer.oc October 10, 2017

Ethiopian Johnny

The act of “going blackface” with someone’s, or one’s own feces.

“Oh boy, how I love a good Ethiopian Johnny in the morning!”

“Dude, I can the smell that that chick got an Ethiopian Johnny last night from here!”

by Butter_Mage January 26, 2023

Johnny Weissmuller

Johnny Weissmuller (2 June 1904 – 20 January 1984) was an Austro-Hungarian-born American competition swimmer and actor, best known for playing Tarzan in films of the 1930s and 1940s and for having one of the best competitive swimming records of the 20th century.

Johnny Weissmuller's real name was Pieter Johann Weissmuller. He popularised the Tarzan yell and made it memorable. He was also one of the prototype 'celebutantes' of the 1930s-60s, because he initially had no experience in acting whatsoever.

by Snapper2001 July 5, 2018

johnny carrol

A knuckle dragger

Johnny Carrol dragged his knuckles into my house and stole all my fried chicken and watermelon and washed it down with grape soda.

by johnnyc69420 October 19, 2015

Johnny Peters

Johnny Peters is a term used for 1 an over weight person at age 12 to 14. 2 a term used for someone with a common name

The kid next to me is a Johnny Peters 2 sivon Beret is not a Johnny Peters name

by Messmaker7 June 11, 2018

johnny pocket

British slang for the trouser coin pocket

I had the paper clip in the Johnny pocket of my jeans

by Stiffo900 April 28, 2016

Johnny popper

Quiet fart that just slips out but stinks really bad!!

I was in a group full a people in a meeting and a Johnny popper slipped out and cleared the room.

by Booty-Judy August 21, 2019