Lint licking cock jockey

The equivalent to a person (preferably a female) that bounces from guy to guy only for self accomplishment or maybe a dating competition.

Omgwowlolstaahp, she is such a lint licking cock jockey, someone needs to get her under control!

by Whytfwouldudothatplsstaahp January 26, 2015

I'm Da Joker Baby

A classic line from the one and only joker
Specifically from a weird play

"Why are you so crazy?"
"I'm da joker baby!"

by CBT_Rogue September 26, 2020

Jockey stealing

The act of riding a girl who already has a boyfriend, but shags you anyways. Purposefully getting a girl drunk who has a boyfriend for the purpose getting her into bed. Doing a chick who has boyfriend and says she loves him, for the purpose of proving she's a no good ho and giving hope to everyone who gives up when they're told "I've got a boyfriend"

That hot chick has a jockey, but I'm gonna get her wasted and steal her off him.

She's been complaining about her jockey all night, saying things aren't good, I can totally jockey steal her later.

She says she has a long term serious boyfriend, but I reckon she'll still put out.

Man, you've given hope to eveyone by jockey stealing that bird last night.

by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009

Jockey Derby

A ritual that started in Italian jockey stables whereby a girlfriend of a Jockey is brought to a party comprising of jockey's and their partners.

The new 'filly' is then given alcoholic drinks laced with rohypnol or other drugs with a pliable effect, and is broken in with rough debased sex acts, ridden around the area, her teeth and gums checked, and passed from Jockey to Jockey.

This is made all the more comical and humiliating by the fact that jockey's are a poor man's dwarf.

I hear Robby Albarado hit his new filly too hard at the last Jockey Derby and is now being sued.

by Kharnifex_ October 27, 2011

joker leto

Jared leto's joker who got completely cut out of every single shot for suicide squad which was fucked up "really really bad" except for 3 scences but is hot AF

Damn I want a joker leto

by Harls quinn March 30, 2017

Jackery

Jackery is the ship name of Zach Herron and Jack Every from Why Don't We

I ship Jackery they're so cute

by Rainbow bear February 6, 2019

Newspaper Jockey

A streetside newspaper vending machine.

Bryon tried to hurdle the newspaper jockey last night when he left the bar.

by Gard May 27, 2007