Jew Joe

Jew who thinks that he is actually Italian. Often seen wearing gold chains displayed in the open vee neck of his silk shirt. Pinky ring is a status symbol of his long standing in the Jew Joe world.
Yo, that James Caan is one bad ass Jew Joe. Even guidos think he is a guido.
by LDY January 4, 2008
mugGet the Jew Joemug.

Jew Dogs

Any Jew or person acting in a Jew manor. Often used to insult a group of Jews and expose their Jewry.
Fuck You, And Your Jew Dogs
by Sgt.Rachtman May 29, 2010
mugGet the Jew Dogsmug.

jew lung

A verb used to describe purposefully taking an excessively large bong hit, typically, to finish off the bowl.
Joe said, "Dave is going to jew lung the last of the weed."
by Dave and Joe April 12, 2008
mugGet the jew lungmug.

Jew money

money invested wisely, with regard to future
jew money is the opposite of nigger rich
by REBECCAslut October 8, 2006
mugGet the Jew moneymug.

Jew Bundle

a fun childhood game involving the act of throwing a penny or other small coin onto the floor, followed by screaming the obligatory 'Jew Bundle!' Everyone then piles on top of each other kicking and screaming to try and be the one to gain the fabled penny at the bottom of the human pile-on.

as practiced in playgrounds at schools up and down the land. much more fun than football or British Bulldog
*throwing a penny into the middle of a shopping mall on a saturday afternoon*

'JEW BUNDLE!'

mayhem and carnage ensues...
by neroismyhero October 30, 2009
mugGet the Jew Bundlemug.

Weed Jew

A person who will take weed without hesitation, but refuses to relinquish any for anyone else.
Last night, Tom wouldn't give up any of his weed. Even though we smoked him up a shitload before, what a weed jew.
by Matthew Skinner November 17, 2005
mugGet the Weed Jewmug.

Suburban Jew

Someone who has one parent who is jewish and one parent who is christian, and the kid follows both religions. Thus creating someone who is not truely jewish, but they often call themselves jewish. Some of them just use their christian backround to reap the benefits of christmas. Often found in the suburbs, hence the name.
Gosh, that kid is such a suburban jew. They totally need to make up their minds.
by Veritaserum October 7, 2005
mugGet the Suburban Jewmug.

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